Im a Dogue De Bordeaux puppy,

Just starting my career.

I find it very funny,

The things I see and hear.

The rings are just gigantic,

As far as I can see.

I get to run my fastest,

At speeds over 103.

I often look behind me,

My handler is tiring fast.

Sometimes it looks doudtful,

If the poor soul will last.

It must be hard for the handlers,

To run at such a pace.

I find it very funny,

To see their red face.

The judge has said now halt,

Darn good thing I think.

My handler is getting sweaty,

He's giving off a stink!

Oh no, here comes the awful part,

What I go through to be a star.

Hey wait just a minute,

My legs don't stretch to far.

My handler grabs my mouth,

Yanks it open for all to see.

The judge looked at MoM,

With a very horrible frawn.

Now we're running round again,

The judge has yelled slow.

My mom called my name,

But now where did she go.

I run my little heart out,

Everytime I hear my name.

But everytime I get there,

She's gone and moved again.

The judge has made his choices,

Hurray, he pointed to me.

Can I have my rosette,

I have to go out and pee.

The show is now all over,

I really did my best.

My handler is going home, he said,

He really needs a rest.

The rosette is on the mantle,

My head's on mom's lap.

I know I made her happy to-day,

Now I'm going to take a nap.